I’ll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
From Ween’s sixth album, The Mollusk
“I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam
I’ll be your johnny on the spot”
Polka Dot Tail
From Ween’s sixth album, The Mollusk
“did you have to dry your eye
when you saw that puppy fly
oh no, tell me it ain’t so…”
The Mollusk
From Ween’s sixth album, The Mollusk
“You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand
the waking of all creatures that live on the land
and with just one faint glance, back into the sea
the mollusk lingers, with it’s wandering eye…”
I’m Dancing in the Show Tonight
From Ween’s sixth album, The Mollusk
“Showtime now is getting nearer
and I’m getting scared
wish I could see in the mirror
if I’m all prepared”
Fluffy
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
“Fluffy
furry Buddy
chewed his leg
on the porch
why’d you do it fluffy
on the porch”
You Were the Fool
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
“curvy sticks and wooden poles
assistin’ you in pluggin’ holes
plug them holes till you see
straight through to the mind’s eye”
Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
“n’that Frenchman loves to party
and I know he’s not to blame
but the way you’re lookin’ at me baby
I just can’t help but feel the shame”
Mister Richard Smoker
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
“Mister Richard Smoker
you’re an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys”
Powder Blue
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
powder blue
the seventh sun of Orion
with me too
oh powder blue
how do you do?
come walk with me now
powder blue”
Pretty Girl
From Ween’s fifth album, 12 Golden Country Greats
“there’s a smooth-talkin’
funny walkin’ dude
around”